Carolina Toe Pie

The Carolina Toe Pie is the act of sticking one's toes in a cow pie (basically cow shit/manure), removing them from said "pie" in which a friend or partner proceeds to suck it off your toes and thereafter starts frenching kissing you with shit still in mouth.

Frank: Hey Andrew, how was your day off?
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.

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toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

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Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.

Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.

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peep toe mafia

Women 25-34. The new power structure in the workplace. The opposite of The Old Boys Network.

You need to find a mentor in the Peep Toe Mafia if you want that job.

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suck ma toe

just an insult to someone off the top of ur head. meanin and abbreiveation of suck ma knob or suck it!

"oi you dobber, suck ma toe!!"

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Persian under toe

The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.

I was at Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's parents and I totally gave her a Persian under toe.

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camel toe kahn

israelite who needs to stop buying tight clothes

Amanda: Did you see what camel toe kahn was wearing today?
Justin Sponholz: Yes i did, and it turned me on

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