Random
Source Code
Random
The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
I live in the United States because it's awesome.
A fictional country next to Obhio, This is a free country unlike Obhio, In this place everybody has freedom, The United Indiana is place were you want to be.
TUI: “Hi I am from The United Indiana!”
Person: “Nice”
separated or divorced couples that are only together for the children’s sake
The family unit spent the day going to get ice cream and playing at the park.
Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.
That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.
The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle
Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.
Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)
me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun
A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.
Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.
Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.
An adolescent psychiatric hospital located in Beckenham.
Honestly pretty crap food but the staff are lovely.
Bethlem Adolescent Unit poo pee lol XD uwu.