A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.
Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.
The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."
When a guy has a humongous, juicy, ass that can be easily entered for gay sex
A: Cody has some serious thug ass!”
B: “I know dude he can shake that shit”
A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
1) a mixutre between getting ripped on resin, kief, and blunt roaches all mixed up and rolled into a ball an smoked outta a bowl....it tastes soooo fuckin bad but after a few hits you wont even give a flying fuck about the taste...or the smell...which kinda smells like definition #2...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")
2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...
1) "hey man wanna ripp sum ass w me"
"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."
2) fuck man did u just ripp ass
A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!
Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!