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Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.

"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"

by Little D August 10, 2017


baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 29, 2022


baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019


Glue Baby

When two adults with kids get together bundling half and step brothers & sisters together with not a lot on common, so they have a baby to glue the family together. A glue baby.

#: What do you mean your brother and sister have the same mum and dad as you?
#: ahhh, one comes from each, I'm just the glue baby, I hold it all together.

by missfrancis February 24, 2015


Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021


Baby wowzaw

A baby wowzaw is a unique thing on your dog that you may say when his jowls get pushed up.

When i walked in the door I saw the funniest baby wowzaw on his face.

by Nibble nose king November 30, 2020


acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 February 15, 2016