dry ice bomb

So here's what ya do. Buy some dry ice (wherever possible.) Then either find or get an empty PLASTIC bottle with the cap still there and intact. Then pour water into the bottle (the more you put in the less time you have to run), put cubes of ice in (the more you put in the less time you have and the larger the explosion), twist on cap TIGHTLY and throw immediately. Can work in any time frame from 30 sec. to 2 min., and is incredibly loud. The reason you must do it in a plastic bottle is so that glass shrapnel doesn't go anywhere and kill people.
Here's how it works:
Dry ice is so cold that it goes from a solid to a gas, skipping the liquid phase. Since gas is less dense, it will expand ALOT and will eventually explode. I have never tried it without water, but it probably would either take to long or not work

Instead of lighting off fireworks and possibly blowing your hand off, use a dry ice bomb instead.

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Ice Road Trucking

Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.

Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.

Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.

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Wawa Iced Tea

crack and sex liquidated and sold at a very reasonable price! but not literally, figuratively.

Man that Wawa Iced Tea is like crack and sex liquidated but it's sold at a reasonable price!

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Ice Cream Castle

One of Morris Day and The Time's hits from 1984. Better than Jungle Love.

"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."

I just got home from working third shift and my brother put 'Ice Cream Castle' on repeat until I passed out on the floor.

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ice cream sandwich

1: literally my favorite dessert involving ice cream placed between two cookies or wafers! that's it! nothing inappropriate!!

My friend: Hey i brought some ice cream sandwiches from the store!
Me: Oh, thanks! What flavor?
My friend: Vanilla!
Me: OMG YES

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ice age baby

the weirdest thing on earth

just burn it

ice age baby suck right

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Iced tea bagging

Pronunciation: \ˈīsd\ : \ˈtē\ \ˈba-giŋ\

The insertion of one man's nut sickles or frozen nut sack into another person's mouth to promote rapid thawing.

Nanook was screwing his favorite baby seal when he developed nut sickles. After returning to the igloo he began Iced tea bagging his ol' lady to thaw out.

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