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Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!
Contestant: wha-
Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*
Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-
Howie Mandel: woohoo
Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.
When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm
While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.
Cumming in a British women
Guy1 - let’s go to the UK
Guy2 - let’s give a girl the England Biscuit Filling
Guy1 - Bet
A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.
Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!
Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!
When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.
Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.
Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.
A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.
Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...