A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.
Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.
Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.
Oh look there's Luke S. You can tell by the hair.
Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early
I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.
Alexis Luke is someone (especially a man) who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous.
Alexis Luke is so handsome
A person who has no foreskin, as well as holding his dad’s hand to school.
Person 1: “Would you like to dock?”
Person 2: “No I can’t sorry, I’m Luke Haynes.”
A hot guy that has a massive dick and can pull anyone
I wish I was Luke’s big dick