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Like a nine inch, massive dick
Women: You have a big penis
Man: All the better to bang you with
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Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
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ghosts of the past penises that you have been penetrated with
I tried to forget them but the ghost penises kept cumming back
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A penis palace is Brandon Clarks house. It is small and kind of vagina shaped.
The penis palace is really fucking gay.
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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
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Someone who suddenly has a raging anger against penis's, and attacks them. Striking them violently as possible with their fists, and repetitively pounding on the penis. Sometimes they grab the penis, and shove it into the floor.
That bitch is such a penis jolter
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when a man another man strip and touch penises.Usually at there own will. Mainly happily screaming in the process.
guy 1:lets have penis sex.
guy 2:sure.
both :oh yeah. your dick is silky.aaarggghhh
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