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2+1=3

demonic but simple to summon the devil at your any needs

2+1=3

by 2+1=3 March 26, 2017


Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis August 3, 2013

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1. messianic age

The growing critical mass of compassionate people who choose peace over war, kindness instead of anger and hate, goodness and love rather than cruelty and harm. The growing massive influx and sharing of information, truth, ideas, solutions and care in the techno-revolution and beyond feeds the critical mass during the messianic age.

1. Messianic age creates a growing renaissance of informed, caring people. Instead of being judgmental and critical of each other, people choose learning, discernment, self-respect, respect for others, compassion and kindness.
2. In the messianic age, finding how to make life and the environment a better place triumphs. People with religious beliefs are content to live their values no longer judging others. Religions acknowledge that in the messianic age, discoveries may continue beyond anything we were convinced we already knew. So being smug and graceless in doctrine and dogma stops ... no longer motivated by fear and limitations, but by compassion, improvement, kindness and love.

In the messianic age, people of all beliefs learn to get along like never before: "Can you belief it? That Christian has friends who are Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Agnostics, Sikhs--even some gay people. Never thought I'd see that in my life time!"

"Maybe because it's easier to be connected now with the Internet, and because they stopped nitpicking and judging each other."
"Ah, that makes sense. But what about the jihadists?"
"Even they have gotten tired of killing each other and themselves. What a waste."

by sunprism1366mepr January 4, 2014


1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 28, 2022


Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

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Rule #1 and #2

Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB! These rules are from the hut 1999 film Fight Club

Hey Tyler what's rule #1 and #2.
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!

by Dr Patrick McGowan December 8, 2022


L 1 A M

Dude is basically cheating

SCUMGE

Oh shit, run, it's L 1 A M

SCUMGE

by Cryingtek November 24, 2022