A fat redneck that likes to kiss his dads beard and has a sexual relationship with his daddy. And likes to anall his sister and his dogs
Peter Colantuono fat daddy yelled at peter and peter was so mad because he couldn’t have any more beard.
One very sexy induvidual; usually found in its natural habitiat wearing a suit.
Half man half genderlass goose.
OMG! Do you see that maurice peter chrupek over there, that's a really rare specimen
Another great guy. He’s one of a kind. Sometimes he’s annoying and a little stupid (in mathematical situations) but he’s still amazing. He’s always there for you and always tries to empathize with you. Get yourself a Finn Peters!
Zowee Stryke: Look it’s Finn Peters!
Loocie Kola: He’s great.
The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.
I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.
This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘
Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!
2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌
An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.
Is that guy getting pegged? Must be Peter Croce
A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.
Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.