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This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey
(1)When you are/are not in a relationship. and have a person you fuck on the side. Side duffs manly are just people who you don't really care about, but just only to fuck.
(2) Someone who likes/loves you a lot and buys you stuff and is always promised sex, but never get any in return.
(1) monica was Bill Clinton's Side Duff
Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob
Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine
However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance
A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils
Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters
Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*
A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided
So what's with you and Jessica?
Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.
To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate
She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.
The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon
Even further from civilization than BFE.
You're going to the mall at Christmas time? Man, you're gonna have to park on the far side of BFE.