Turtle

Another word for marijuana

That turtle is fire

Turtle

A green reptile, who will steal you're girl. Men watchout

Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.

turtle

fat shithead

me: fatfucker turtle ate my cherios today
person: ok

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

Turtle

Best existence of a creature ever

That guy’s a real turtle

turtle

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage

It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.