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Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.
Masturbation
Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern
A loser who sucks at cod and HAS to run 300 hurdles bahahaha whata bum
Me: imagine being a bum, that would suck
Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck
Avid tea drinker. Willy V's love to drink tea. It is there favourite drink. However, they are also massive wastemen who parade around small country villages thinking they're hard with their men bags
I love tea just as much as Willy V does
the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day
unrecommended
"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"
"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"
When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.
1: Yo that chick from the party last night went to the hospital
2: why?
1: Avery gave her a Supreme Wet Willy and she got brain damage and a broken ear drum
a sensation a penis wearer experiences when they are beginning to get aroused
*sees Shrek after his transformation in Shrek 2*
Z: damn that made my willy tingle