Kentucky Meat Shower

When someone defecates on the penis of a sibling or cousin while getting anally penetrated, then the penis is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the penis onto the face of the receiver.

I gave Joanna a Kentucky Meat Shower last night after the drive in movie. I snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.

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Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.

I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.

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Meteor Shower Blumpkin

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.

Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.

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Rose Golden Shower

When a girl urinates on you while she is on her period. Making the urine look like rose gold.

Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!

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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

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Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.

You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!

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Cole Shower

A shower in where you don't want to be grody but you also don't want to waste time drying off so you simply run the water over your head and proceed to the window for a bowl of marijuana.

Nikka1: Fuck dude! They're gonna be here any fucking minute, I dont have time for a shower!

Nikka2: It's ok bro, go take a Cole shower.

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