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Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding
Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced
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To shove one's man-meat into the anus.
My girlfriend was scared of getting knocked up so I threw her the anal-angus.
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A specific facial expression caused by the insertion of a penis or another firm and long object. Rumours says that the anal face of a person is as unique as their own finger prints, if not even more.
Many people of the younger generation have agreed that the decision whether they are to keep their girlfriend or not is determined by their anal face.
Science has shown that there is in fact a certain muscle that gets tingled when insertion happens. This muscle flexes and the anal face appears. The strength of this muscle differs from person to person.
Not only women posses the anal face.
"I was with Jessy last night. I saw her anal face for the first time. Beautiful"
"Kim's anal face is seriously terrifying. I liked her so much, but i have to leave her now"
"I saw her anal face last night. It totally caused my penis to de-erect"
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Anal being a sexy word. Not as in the act of anal sex but in the sense that you are so anal about spelling and gramatical perfection it's sexy.
Mint means to describe something that is so sinfully good, it's almost morally-wrong.
Therefore, mash the two words together and you get Anal Mint which is the Holy Grail of everything wonderful and orgasmic.
Dudette: Tell me this video of Muse isn't mint. It's like he's fingering his six-string damnit.
Dude: It's more than mint. It's Anal Mint.
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an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus
That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.
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When someone gives rough, vigorous anal sex, creating a vicous bleeding wound out of the sphincter. Then pulls out with blinding speed erecting a pink sock of unimaginable size.
Jane calls me an Anal Plunderer because I tore out her anus and sent her to the hospital in unbearable pain, while she beld from her anal oraphus.
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