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A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!
-King Robinson 2015
There is no example statement. -king robinson
The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk
Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.
the king of all motherfucking dicks.
OMG Susan Aaron totally has a king worm.
An absolute beauty who'd finish a spicebag in a minute
Dya see that spicebag?? I'd Kristine King that
The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.
All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!
A complete crack head kid who gets jacked up on Mountain Dew all day everyday. A dewski king tends to drink all of your “DEWSKI” aka Mountain Dew when he’s at your house. Nobody truly knows what is wrong with Dewski King.
Oh fuck it’s dewski king, hold my dewski.