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YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason
Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: YoGo in the woods NOW!
When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.
4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.
A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood