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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 22, 2012

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Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019


angry bird kick of rage

A kick that Makimachi Misao uses on Rurouni Kenshin in the series Rurouni Kenshin when Kenshin isn't listening.

Misao:Why aren't you listening to me!
Kenshin:...
Misao:Angry bird kick of rage!
Kenshin:oro?!?

by raygrouogre May 25, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama's personal notion of change in the wrong direction really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

by liberals are idiots December 22, 2009

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National Kick men's Balls day

National Kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick any mans balls whenever they want on April 25th

Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day

by Microwave-bush man April 17, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm going to kick you in the eye twice

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

56๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž