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Your old as fuck. Like you should be in the grave, or in a museum.
"Hey, do you know what a Rotary Phone is?"
"Stupid question, no obviously"
Means to smack phones. hit up the plug. talk to dat bitch. kia boys shit. Milwaukee Grim Reapers and the Six Shooter Creepers.
“Wake up bitch, I got Smacking Phones” - Certified Trapper
A phone with confusing branding name
Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone
Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
Traffics backed up again better bust out the ol' trucker phone!