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V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.
Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.
Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?
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A |white boi| with braces sucks the living shit out of someones dick and scrapes his skin off.
My son got caught peeling potatoes
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When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.
Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."
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When everything else fails... Grab a potato, a screwdriver, a tooth pick, and some tin foil!!
Cut some holes, and smoke out of it!!
Joe: Hey bro hand me the swisher!
Jon: Dude this thing fucking sucks!
Joe: Ah hell go get me a potato!!
Jon: Why?!
Joe: To make a fucking potato pipe!!!
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The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.
Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.
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Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.
Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.
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