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when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits
When everyone left the office last night, Sherie came to my cubical, and I gave her an Alabama Carnival Ride.
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The only phrase a white man can say that can divert a black man from stealing his car.
Dexter: wanna g play some Counter Strike at my place today?
Marty: Gizounds! Is that your green-mobile getting slim-jimmed
Dexter: Holy Shnikes! NIGGA MY RIDE!!!
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Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
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Spin off from the original Pimp My Ride aimed at lawn mowers.
Until last week I had a really crap lawnmower. Now, thanks to Pimp My Ride-on, I have a lawn mower puth platinum hub caps and some other tacky crap attached, yo.
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i dont really think they "rice" the ride, since i dont think these people will be racing these cars. and since when does dvd monitors, and new interior make it look like a fast car? anyway pimp my ride is a sick show, where the team at West Coast Customs take a hooptie and transform it into a nutso lookin ride so people can get their friends back. the team at WCC are geniuses
please MTV!!!! Pimp my Ride!!!!!
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young white girl never been with a black man rides his enormous cock in the reverse cowgirl in an inclince position.
Man, that tight as white bitch wanted me so bad last night so i gave her the black sleigh ride!!!
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yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.
We go dummy retarded and RIDE A YELLOW BUS turn the scrApper in circles until the tires bust!
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