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When a chic urinates on ur penis and you then pee in a toaster avoiding electrocution.
"Dude, a chic i once knew pissed all over my johnson so i pissed in her toaster because we were in the bathroom and she likes to keep a toaster handy so she can eat and shit. Cut a long story short i avoided electrocution and this then became a game i passed on to my son and told him it was the 'golden electric eel' game"
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A Golden Honey Rocket is when a guy preforms an oil change, but instead of clean urine, he inserts honey (must be diluted, or it will be to thick to work properly). When he ejaculates, the bladder is released at the same time, and thus the honey shoots out, instead of urine.
dude1: "Did she blow you last night?"
dude2: "Yeah man, she was so surprised when I shot a golden honey rocket at her."
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When a male inserts his penis into the butthole of a male or female then pees in the butthole. The man then turns the female over and sucks the pee out of his partners bull hole. The man then throws up the pee flavored throw up into his partners mouth. The partner then sucks the mans dick with all the throw up in there mouth. As soon as the man is about to come they play the song Firework by Katy Pary and hopefully comes during the corus.
I gave my kinky girlfreind a Nevada Golden Shower, the died the next day but it sure was fun.
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A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
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From the song "Golden touch" By Razorlight.
See razorlight and Johnny Borrell
I know a girl with a Golden Touch...
She's got enough she's got too much
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The event when excessive urine splashes back at person, wetting yourself.
- Commonly occurs when your drunk.
Oh my gosh Josh, I had a golden touch at the urinal, splashing my hands.
pee apollo's touch golden shower
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When two men and two asian women go back to a hotel room after a night the club. Then men have sex with the asian women "doggy style" while the women make out facing eachother. the two men then "pound" both fists together, thus forming the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!
The women must be asian in order for the bridge to be golden.
"lets go find ourselves some asians, to have a golden gate bridge"
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