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Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
The act of organising a birthday party for someone on a WhatsApp group that they are on. To both maintain an air of semi-secrecy and still respect the birthday haver’s wish of no surprise party, messages are typed and sent ‘quietly’.
Griff: ok guys, next Wednesday it is
Meg: Thilo is on the group though so we all have to type quietly
Gabe: ah, a good ole’ Berlin surprise
When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.
Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise
How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app
The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised
An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.