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devil's watermelon

A watermelon given to a woman, whom is going through a divorce, by her new lover as a gift for her family.

Ex-husband: "I don't want my children eating that watermelon, it's the devil's watermelon"

by HarryPearanuts October 19, 2020


the devil's uno

The name for tarot coined by pearl-clutching midwest church goers...

Those kids are using the devil's uno again

by The real devil's uno April 17, 2021


Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)

Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.

by fVck_m3th August 6, 2024


Devil’s Drop

When you have to take a poopie but the (likely piss laden) seat is up so you’re forced to.....touch it / kick down with your shoes. In the same family as “witch’s kiss” (look it up)

Honestly the restaurant was beautiful, but that cream sauce really got to me and someone left the toilet seat up... The devil’s drop was forced upon me. 🚽 👿

by B.Isaacs69420xoxobb April 14, 2021


Devil's Dictionary

Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.

SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.

by NerillDP March 28, 2024


lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 29, 2022


Devil Bunnies

It is a code word for when a woman is having a menstrual cycle.

Example 1)

"Hey how are you?"
"Ah, well the devil bunnies escaped yesterday night without me know so.."
"Wow..how unexpected..."
Example 2)
"AHHH"
"What? What happened?"
"Its the devil bunnies! They came out of nowhere!"
"Wha-"
"Where's the bathroom?!!!"

by holladawn June 1, 2019