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Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM
My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.
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A statement implying that Utsuho Reiuji from the Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)
this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase
UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs
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egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demi boy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.
egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.
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When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.
Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.
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1) A gathering/party overpopulated by females (sounds good yeah!!!........???????????? but wait), the majority are over the hill or nearing it. They are wondering why "i do not have childeren" or the possibilty of kids, "where did my youth go??" Run guys run............... Other wise your an unwilling daddy.
2) fU&K this place is full of middle age chicks, they should be desperate and willing for anything they get.
1. Fuck mate, I did that old one at that party the other night with no rubber she made a point of me cumming inside her, think she had an alternative reason.
2. Yeah my mate and I went to this party on the weekend, the dirty bastdard did this 48 year old, but I ended up leaving because there was too many off eggs there..
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That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs
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The act of a male or female cooking an egg to be hard boiled, peeling off the shell so it's nice and slippery and then placing or thrusting the egg into their rectum. They clench their buttcheeks so it shoots out into the mouth of their partner... POP! After the shit covered egg has landed into his/her mouth, he/she places their lips back against the butthole whence the egg came, spitting as hard as they can, the egg returns back into the originating butthole... POP!
Nancy and I tried the Egg Drop Pop last night. It was the best experience of my life! I hope all of my girlfriends want to do the Egg Drop Pop with me!
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