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When you have a rash on your ass
“Oh man I think I have red bottom ass”
Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith
*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠
When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay
“Hey man are you ready for slap ass friday
An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
When you blow smoke into someone's face while they are eating your ass. In Kentucky.
How about we try a Smoked Kentucky Ass tonight, since I have a nice cigar to smoke.
Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
When someone is being a dick and a pain in the ass at the same time.
“Jeez Johnson stop being such an ass fucker!”
“Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”