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laytons dick is massive
layton pleases zohara with laytons dick
Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me
I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me
Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class
girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long
girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)
A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.
Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".
Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.
Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.
Dick Trickle.
1:pre cum
2: race car driver
3: a horse in red dead redemption
4: a leak from not shaking well enough after a piss
J: yo i was fucking a girl and I had a bunch of dick trickle it was embarrasing" B "dude you gotta be careful"
B"yo did you piss yourself?" J"No i guess i didnt shake enough"
Respectful dick is a nice way to say, it wasn’t the best, but it’s doable. It’s gentle, doesn’t rearrange the guts, and you’ll be sure to walk into work the next day like nothing happened.
Jimmy’s girlfriend looks like she had a horrible night.
Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.