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When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.
Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.
You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.
The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least
Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door
A baby's cloth or disposable diaper. See also poo-bag.
"The baby is crying. I'd better change his poo-catcher."
A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.
Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".
Tom "Lovely".
Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack