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when your nut is particularly gruesome
Gary popped a gruesome nut last night, and it took him hours to clean up
Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.
"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"
When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.
"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"
A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.
"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."
A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.
Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?