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An ugly retarded young lad, tends to be half blind and can’t read a simple message, he’s sound can be a laugh but again quite the retard. Dylan is cool as, sound as but he’s got an average cordy, so if that’s what your looking for get ya self a Dylan 👍
A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.
Dylan is way cooler than you so get over it. Just don't pretend you want to play minecraft with him and then give up.
"Omg Dylan is so cool I just want to play minecraft with him and put my mc bed next to his!!!"
Dylan is quiet and reserved, yet he is always listening. His eyes bring you in and make you fall crazy for him. You can talk to him for hours on end and he will pay close attention. This guy will protect his girlfriend at all costs. Only the best for his girl, she is the one thing that grounds him. His life is very personal, hard to explain, and complicated at times. Whoever he loves will be surrounded by only the most nurturing passion. He keeps a small group of friends, and is liked by all. Family life for Dylan is like a rollercoaster but, he somehow keeps his loved ones close. He is the glue in any relationship whether friend or family. If you come across a Dylan don't be quick to look upon him, he is hard to figure out. When meeting this guy remember his worth and listen to his body language, as he speaks through emotions. The best guy in the world and will always have your back. He is respectful and holds himself to extremely high standard. This will often effect his self esteem but he hides his insecurities behind his good looks and addictive personality. When Dylan smiles it will light up your heart because he is genuine with his emotions. Dylan is successful in life but needs a partner. A partner helps him make decisions, he will always contemplate the right/wrongs. He needs someone to love and appreciate him when he is sad. Life may get overwhelming for him sometimes, he knows how to handle it with such ease. I am jealous of Dylan because he is LITERALLY perfect! <3
Dylan is Latin for 'king of the snakes'
Anyone who knows a man named Dylan should be extremely wary
Dylan's can strike when you are least expecting it
They have an amazing ability to manipulate others and generally tend to be narcissistic
I heard what Dylan said behind my back the other day