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1. one who is seen as weak, and feeble, and/or feeble-minded.
2. a dainty, elderly woman.
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Bill! You are acting like a little old lady. Just do it.
You are such a little old lady.
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She is the picture of what a little old lady should look like.
The way she sips her tea; so dainty!
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Imagine her. The tan she's rocking. The pink lipstick. The sparkly red nails. A woman in the singular, but the gloriousness of her being can only be captured in plural form. She are a sexy trashy ladies.
Dolly Parton may be the quintessential sexy trashy lady, but Julia are the quintessential Sexy trashy Ladies.
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A non-sexual relationship between two women that is recognized by others to be exceptionally close; closer than a best friend, often confused for sisters.
When my baby was in the hospital, my special lady friend came over to sit with me while my husband took care of our other child.
My special lady friend never judges when I get drunk and start smoking again.
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An all girls school with only 700 kids. It is half mexican and half white. Of the white girls, theyre either lesbians or sluts. They all wish they could go to a cooler school... such as cathedral. Closely associated with saints (an all boys school for dicks)
Paul: look at that lesbian
Joe: Oh, she must go to our lady of peace
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A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
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To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.
"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"
"full as a fat ladys sock."
all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.
New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL
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