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when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---
Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"
Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.
"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.
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To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father
Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”
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sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.
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An unwanted situation:
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.
my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.
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