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A fucking faggot ass cunt but who is sexy at the same time and I’m in fucking love with him
Luke Hornby is the hottest bitch ever-jj.
Luke-Mennonitis results from a person who is raised with an insecure attachment. In other words, their mom and dad did not provide them with the love and care to provide a secure attachment. This leads to a grown man with distorted thoughts who values Mennonite traditions such as love feasts, which include foot-washing and a holy kiss. As corporal punishment is a highlight of this religion, insecure attachments can develop as the need for safety cannot be met. As these men grow older, they can become brainwashed and think that vaccines can track people (not that your cell phone doesn't already do that). These thoughts are formulated as facts in Luke-Mennonitis, and as a result, they believe Facebook to be research with no actual skills for literature appraisal. Luke-Mennonitis can also become highly insecure in any relationship. If you date him, he may stalk or call you several times daily. We are still determining how equipped Luke-Mennonitis may be for you, but we assume it is very, very, very small. Luke-Mennonitis will make you take jabs at others but be unable to take the heat when they return back toward you. Be careful of Luke-Mennonitis; he may strategically brainwash you and stalk you to death.
Watch-out for that guy, he has Luke-Mennonitis and may stalk you.
Be careful, you have the jab and now have a microchip in your brain. Oh forget about him, he has Luke-Mennonitis.
Someone who is named Luke with the last name Draper. Could be very talented, could also be a raging diva that will absolutely murder you to get to the top. But, could also be really sweet and kind. Either way.. watch out for Luke Drapers.
Man.... don't be a Luke Draper put the knife down!
Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!
A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.
All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.
Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.
Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."
A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.
"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money
March 24th is National Luke Day. It’s the day of the year to celebrate LC!! Give Luke a hug and show appreciation! Get a pic with him and post it on your story for a week of Goodluck!
Yo bro did you here it’s National Luke Day?? I’m gonna get a pic with him and post it for good luck!