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Luke-Mennonitis

Luke-Mennonitis results from a person who is raised with an insecure attachment. In other words, their mom and dad did not provide them with the love and care to provide a secure attachment. This leads to a grown man with distorted thoughts who values Mennonite traditions such as love feasts, which include foot-washing and a holy kiss. As corporal punishment is a highlight of this religion, insecure attachments can develop as the need for safety cannot be met. As these men grow older, they can become brainwashed and think that vaccines can track people (not that your cell phone doesn't already do that). These thoughts are formulated as facts in Luke-Mennonitis, and as a result, they believe Facebook to be research with no actual skills for literature appraisal. Luke-Mennonitis can also become highly insecure in any relationship. If you date him, he may stalk or call you several times daily. We are still determining how equipped Luke-Mennonitis may be for you, but we assume it is very, very, very small. Luke-Mennonitis will make you take jabs at others but be unable to take the heat when they return back toward you. Be careful of Luke-Mennonitis; he may strategically brainwash you and stalk you to death.

Watch-out for that guy, he has Luke-Mennonitis and may stalk you.

Be careful, you have the jab and now have a microchip in your brain. Oh forget about him, he has Luke-Mennonitis.

by Joowdy May 13, 2024


Luke Draper

Someone who is named Luke with the last name Draper. Could be very talented, could also be a raging diva that will absolutely murder you to get to the top. But, could also be really sweet and kind. Either way.. watch out for Luke Drapers.

Man.... don't be a Luke Draper put the knife down!

Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!

by 100percentthatbitchfromtexas June 14, 2023


Luke Alexander Taylor

A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.

All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.

by Matthew Leonard May 29, 2019


luke and pamela

Luke and pamela an amazing couple they both have a lot in common they are tall and fun to be around luke and pamela should be together and the know it

Luke and pamela are an unstoppable couple and should be together for ever

by Couplegoals4life February 26, 2018


Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016


The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019


Luke Alvez

Fictional character from the TV show Criminal Minds. Hot

Luke Alvez is hot

by lol444444 February 10, 2021