Luke-Mennonitis

Luke-Mennonitis results from a person who is raised with an insecure attachment. In other words, their mom and dad did not provide them with the love and care to provide a secure attachment. This leads to a grown man with distorted thoughts who values Mennonite traditions such as love feasts, which include foot-washing and a holy kiss. As corporal punishment is a highlight of this religion, insecure attachments can develop as the need for safety cannot be met. As these men grow older, they can become brainwashed and think that vaccines can track people (not that your cell phone doesn't already do that). These thoughts are formulated as facts in Luke-Mennonitis, and as a result, they believe Facebook to be research with no actual skills for literature appraisal. Luke-Mennonitis can also become highly insecure in any relationship. If you date him, he may stalk or call you several times daily. We are still determining how equipped Luke-Mennonitis may be for you, but we assume it is very, very, very small. Luke-Mennonitis will make you take jabs at others but be unable to take the heat when they return back toward you. Be careful of Luke-Mennonitis; he may strategically brainwash you and stalk you to death.

Watch-out for that guy, he has Luke-Mennonitis and may stalk you.

Be careful, you have the jab and now have a microchip in your brain. Oh forget about him, he has Luke-Mennonitis.