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Swiss Army mouth

A derogatory term for someone's teeth which not only do not match up to form smooth dentition, but are crooked, misaligned, growing in sideways or even on top of one another. This is like a Swiss Army knife having a knife, a saw, a toothpick, scissors, etc. But mostly the saw.

I met this gorgeous Vietnamese girl at a party, and we were making out, and she was about to go down on me, but I saw she had a Swiss Army mouth, so I said 'No way!'.

by dublAron February 23, 2012


Mariana Trench mouth

the condition of post-cunnilingus mouth funk

I need a breath mint before I go back to work. I've got Mariana Trench mouth.

by Willikin November 1, 2017

75๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sack in my mouth

word for "we're screwed."

*kids smoking joint.*

*teacher walks in.*

student: "oh, sack in my mouth!"

by Sagan Hater October 12, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.

Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

by Mongo Lloyd Banks June 6, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up

" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal

by cfrankyo June 26, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mouth me down

What you say to a bopper when you want dome. It is the best way to start a conversation with a hoe. The same as saying piece me up, give me brain, give me dome, give me knowledge, give me head, give me noggin, give me fellatio, choke me down, gag me down, blow me down, blow me up, suck me up, give me a hummer, give me face,

Bitch, mouth me down. Mouth me the fuck down you fucking slut. Mouth down my friend over here.

by The Train and Robert S. August 16, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


kotton mouth kings

Also know as KMK. One of the greatest bands ever.

Kotton Mouth Kings kick ass.

by Christina H May 15, 2004

86๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž