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The difference between a cream-pie and a facial
I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...
Black magic you use to make girls want to fuck your brains out
Brandon: Why is she on you so much?
Xavier: WYM???
Brandon: She said she want you to plug her outlet
Pheonix: He used that Marriott magic on her👌
Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
A Magic Knight is A bastard of the Royal family who decided to practice dark magic as a teen and never got better. He wasn’t even good at card tricks!
Magic Knight*“I bet I can turn the Jack into a Queen”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”