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some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.
damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000
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When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
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The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.
*2:30 am*
Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.
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a tough ninja who blushes a lot.
Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*
Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!
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To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.
Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.
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Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on
Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.
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when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt
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