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a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
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Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.
"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
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When a smokin' hot girl falls for some wrinkly balls for no apparent reason.
That fireman is old as shit, but she's got some mad old-man-philia going on, so she don't care.
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A little bitch who squeaks at people and then masturbates on them.
Garrett went to his cousin Evan's house to be a twelve year old.
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A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch
AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
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the coolest place in washington to hang out that isn't in seattle, for teens in a safe environment with tons of stuff to do. they have shows all the time and teen feeds, it's so fun.
also called the ofh for short.
hey guys let's go to the old redmond firehouse and watch *insert really cool band name here* play! i heard their lead singer is hot.
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Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.
Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.
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