buy one vend one free

When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.

Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.

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I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

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tie one on

to get drunk

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That was a hot one.

Phrase uttered upon release of unusually warm flatulence characteristically associated with an exceptionally strong stench. Used as a courtesy to others that vacating the room may be desired.

Man, That was a hot one. I'll be back in a bit.

licked one

description of a heavy night or session, normally occuring in uni, the intake of copious amount of alcohol in one night

guy1 : you goin to Ash's flat party tonight?
guy2 : yea for sure, i hear its gonna be a licked one!

Lush one

When a straight married man gets drunk and ends up licking a gay man's anus

Did you hear about Gary? He was caught in the restroom giving some guy a lush one

One in the Quiver

When you have one nut left to bust, like having one arrow in the quiver

Person 1: "Broooo, me and my gf had some rough anal sex! She left me with One in the Quiver!!!!"
Person 2: "That's intense!"
Person 1: "I know! If I had cummed one more time, I would have been done for!"