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When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.
A cigarette, smoke or ciggy.
Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?
doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
me and the boys went pirate sliding last night
An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.
Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.
A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means…
When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.
Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.
When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”
Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.