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(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
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when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt
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The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people
Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.
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when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies
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When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
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some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.
damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000
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When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
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