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The act of inserting a shard of meth up ones anus to get high, similar to booty bumping without a syringe
She was caught dump trucking in the jail bathroom
Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.