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n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.
Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.
Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......
A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.
Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.
Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!
Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
I just had the biggest dump failure.
When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.
**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.
**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**
Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.
After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.