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Big Karen

Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.

Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.

by Orangeboxman May 27, 2021


Free roaming Karen

A Karen roaming around ready to unleash her Full Karen on someone.
A Karen on the loose

That girl on vacation is a free roaming Karen.

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022


Online Karen

Term used for women who use online comments to share their closed minded and unnecessary remarks. They are similar to Karens. They are often middle aged Caucasian women with short hair resembling a chicken’s ass. They also can be found driving GMC SUVs and feel they don’t need to use their turn signals. They feel that drinking Starbucks coffee makes them sophisticated and are mad at the world because they’re grandchildren are of a mixed couple.

Someone needs to tell this online Karen to stay offline.

by Grizzled82 May 5, 2020


African-Ameri-Karen

Middle/Upper class or higher female human African-American woman complaining of services offered or rendered. Often driving a generic 5-10 year old Lexus; Kia and Cadillac can also be a preferred automobile, but any manufacturer can fall victim.

That woman waiting in front didn't like the quote I gave her to repair her car, even though I offered to comp her oil change this visit. Now, she's out front whispering to our other customers that we're responsible for her lack of vehicle maintenance.

-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."

by Earl Chainge October 10, 2022


Karen blixt

The cousin of the fabulous Matilda Blixt. So shes like a celerberty cousin in sweden. Shes a little bit quirky and a middle aged woman.

- Omg is that Karen blixt!?
- omg yeah i heard that shes been in the same room as Matilda Blixt that is so cool!!

by lunisen December 3, 2021


hypersonic karen

a karen who is fast

The hypersonic karen was unbelievably loud and quick to assume

by elorix May 31, 2022

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Karen-Heroin

The euphoric release of endorphins a person experiences from complaining about something and then receiving the special treatment.

This restaurant's service is terrible, I am going to have to get my Karen-heroin!

by Hey!Lee! January 7, 2021