Covid Snake Oil

Covid Snake Oil is EUA vaccine's that haven't been approved, haven't worked as they promised, and may harm individuals going forward.

Covid Snake Oil (EUA) efficacy has failed miserably "One and Done vaccine" -J&J Didn't happen You need boosters now, and in the future -Pfizer People still getting sick regardless of EUA Snake Oil vaccines. More lies don't make it more effective, but rather create cognitive dissonance.

Snake oil is a term used to describe deceptive marketing, health care fraud, or a scam. Similarly, "snake oil salesman" is a common expression used to describe someone who sells, promotes, or is a general proponent of some valueless or fraudulent cure, remedy, or solution.1 The term comes from the "snake oil" that used to be sold as a cure-all elixir for many kinds of physiological problems. - Wiki

Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

Hot snake in my rubber

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.

"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"

one-eyed zipper snake

ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...

hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.

Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt

Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth