A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.
Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.
The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.
Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.
A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.
This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.
Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy