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yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG February 13, 2016


Sam McCormack

Banana batty, a cute koka noodle can be used as a chopping board for conor murphys. Hairline stuck like shit to a blanket.

Mia king came out the bottle and munched on conor Murphy, Sam McCormack munchies

by AnklesIThinkNot April 13, 2019


Ely-Sam

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!

Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !

Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !

by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021


Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021


Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 11, 2011


Sam Howell

Absolute dogshit qb for the Washingtoncommanders” won’t be good until he is traded.

Sam Howell, the Redskins QB, currently leads the league in dogshit passes.

by Xxfuuuuu December 3, 2023


Sam Guzman

The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.

This bitch sam guzman is an asshole.

by John gabana December 14, 2018