blow line

doing a line off of a cock when starting to suck his dick

dude that bitch did a blow line off my cock

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Blow Job Mints

when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.

aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)

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topless blow job

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.

Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.

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angry blow job

When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.

Stan gave his girlfriend an angry blow job on his birthday.

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blowing an o-ring

When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.

"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"

"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"

*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*

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blow up dolphin

like a sex doll except a dolphin. Even has a blow hole.

wow im going to go home and screw my blow up dolphin

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Thar She Blows

When you receive fellatio from a woman and deem it necessary to note such an occurrence

“Y’ar, thar she blows!” - A lucky pirate receiving a surprise act of blowjobbery

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