thats what i told her

similar to "thats what she said" but can be used in similar and other situations. used in situations where "thats what she said" would not make sense or wouldn't apply.

created by Chris V.

make sure you get some on your face." "thats what i told her.

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sly walking behind her move

When attempting to sit next to a particular person in a University of Sydney Economics lecture, this move should be undertaken. It involves isolating the person prior to the lecture, then walking up to person in a way that they will not see you (although if that happens, it can't be too bad). Once behind this person, follow them into the Economics lecture, thus following them into the row they decide to sit in, THUS, sitting next to them.
Finito.
Perfecto.

A1: Should I use the sly walking behind her move?
A2: Yes.

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I'd buy her an icecream cone

Means "I'd fuck her up the ass".

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.

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I made her teeth clack

What a man says when he has made a woman orgasm so hard that her teeth profusely vibrate making audibe tones !!!

I fucked her so hard I made her teeth clack!! (In Deep or Jersey male voice)

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Tongue punched her baby maker

A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.

Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"

Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."

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I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

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Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her

On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.

i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.

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