bake a cake

To flirt with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend on the phone, and be overly sweet to them.

V. Being overly sweet to said bf/gf on the phone.

Jim- Where is Bob?

Rick- Oh he's just left to bake a cake with his girlfriend on the phone. Man, he is sappy when he's around her.

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Navy Cakes

Jizz filled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirates who are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.

"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"

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caked out

1. to have way too much of something
2.to be in a bakery

1.yo, i'm totally caked out on those chicken wings - im gonna explode if i eat anymore
2.::ringung cell phone::
"where are you dude"
"oh im caked out, ya know?"

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chocolate cake

The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.

Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...

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pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

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Wake and Cake

For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up

I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning

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cake sucker

A polite term for a 'cock sucker'

You god damn cake sucker

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